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It’s a short, five-minute walk from the greenway of San Lorenzo Park to the Riverfront Twin movie house in Santa Cruz. But culturally, the difference is so vast there might as well be an ocean between them.

San Lorenzo Park is the site of the annual visit to Santa Cruz of the San Francisco Mime Troupe, the Tony-Award-winning theater company that has for more than 50 years presented edgy, often politically pointed agitprop theater to audiences around the Bay Area and the world.

But, American popular culture being what it is, the Mime Troupe’s fiercely held speak-truth-to-power aesthetic and its commitment to live theater the way it was practiced 400 years ago consign it to the far margins of the cultural conversation. in the real world, the Mime Troupe’s annual income is probably a fraction of what is spent on catering on the set of “Cowboys and Aliens” or any other forgettable speak-fantasy-to-the-powerless Hollywood bauble.

This weekend, the SFMT again comes to San Lorenzo Park in a production called “2012 “” The Musical,” and though that sounds like a high-concept farce featuring such well-known characters as Obama, Romney and Bachman, in fact, it’s something quite different.

“It’s about this kind of weird millenialism that’s going on these days,” said Michael Gene Sullivan, the show’s playwright and one of its lead actors, “from the Mayan prophecy to Jesus coming back. It’s really a parody of the media blitz that is designed to make people be afraid.”

It also deals with something very close to home for those who commit their careers to the low-paying “” indeed, sometimes, no-paying “” life at the SFMT. It’s about that eternal dance between art and money.

In recent years, the Mime Troupe, which was established in 1958, has presented such obvious political satires as “Too big to Fail,” “GodFellas” and “1600 Transylvania Ave.” The new play, however, addresses an issue that the Mime Troupe and arts organization like it have to wrestle with all the time: Is taking corporate money to do art a good thing or a bad thing?

The play is centered on a small theater company called “Theater BAM!,” which is doing what it feels is compelling, relevant theater, but is starving in the meantime. Then, in steps the offer of a new commission from a corporation that labels itself as “green” to create a new musical on 2012. The parody of end-time prophecy is actually a play within the play, staged by Theater BAM!

To dramatize the dilemma, the play sets up two sisters. The theater company’s fire-breathing artistic director Elaine believes flatly that all corporate money poisons honest art. her sister Suze, on the other hand, takes the opposite view, that money is the only way to reach an audience big enough for an arts organization to survive, and that the corporate trough is the only dependable source of that money.

The Mime Troupe itself does not take funding from corporate sponsors and depends on governmental organizations and private donations to stay afloat. The play’s director Wilma Bonet said the conundrum of taking corporate money has always been an issue for the company.

“It’s actually all arts organizations that are trapped by this problem,” she said. “You have to ask yourself, How do we say what we want to say if we’re being funded by money that may have strings attached?’”

Michael Sullivan has been the Mime Troupe’s resident playwright for 12 years, and has worked as a performer for more than 20 years. He said that the wormhole of corporate funding for the arts can go absurdly deep if you allow it to “” after all, a supposedly “pure” theater company would gladly accept money from paying ticket-buyers, but most of them probably draw a salary from those same corporations.

“I don’t think the question is where can you trace your revenues from, but why have we built a culture where you can only work for one of these corporations to begin with?” said Sullivan.

As a playwright working for a company that has no corporate ties, Sullivan has been free from the psychic pressure to pull your punches. Still, he said, it’s not easy writing political theater for general audiences. “You just can’t beat people over the head with your message,” he said. “Ultimately, it’s a play. It’s entertainment. You have to deliver something other than a diatribe. You have to look at it like comedy is the delivery system for your message.”

The SFMT is steeped in the tradition of commedia dell’arte, an Italian mode of theater popularized during the Renaissance that features broad comedy using outsized gestures with stock characters and melodramatic situations. Subtlety, in other words, is a no-no. That fact alone makes the commedia dell’arte style a fitting vehicle for political theater in which subtlety is also sacrificed in the name of coherence.

Still, it’s not the most lucrative line of work to go into, particularly nowadays. Director Bonet was a featured player with the Mime Troupe back in the early 1980s. she said the group found ways to spread its message on a shoestring budget, even going on world tours. Now, however, in these recessionary times, the group isn’t able to stretch its budget like it used to. The group still performs throughout the Bay Area, free to audiences, in public parks. After the performance, however, they will pass the hat for donations.

“Bad times hit everyone,” said Bonet, “but it hits arts organizations first.”

But, said Sullivan, politically charged art is still as much a necessity today as it has ever been. He likens the American capitalist system to a giant machine.

“It has its own impetus, and it cannot help but look at individual human beings as cogs and gears in a giant wheel. just like Charlie Chaplin did literally in Modern Times,’ political theater is all about how to stay human inside the machine.”

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Russian translation of possibilities to come in 2012?

Does anyone know of a website online that has a good translation in RUSSIAN of the possibilities that could happen in year 2012 accourding to the maya calender with the "dark rift" and being on the galactic eq?

I'm finding good informative sites that offer neutral american translations but im having a hard time finding a link to a russian website with some neutral information on the theories.

Any help is appreciated. Thanks!

Russian translation of possibilities to come in 2012?

U.S. fuel costs likely remain high in 2012 amid China growth

Bruce Blythe, Business Editor   |   Updated: September 7, 2011  

U.S. oil prices next year will be lower than previously forecast as the nation’s economy struggles, but motorists will see little reprieve from high gasoline and diesel costs at the pump because of strong growth in China and other emerging countries, the Energy Department said.

Global oil consumption is expected to rise 1.6 percent from 2011 to a record 89.6 million barrels a day in 2012 as China’s surging energy needs offset lackluster growth in the U.S., Japan and other developed countries, the Energy Department said in a Sept. 7 report.

Worldwide, crude oil and fuel consumption “will continue growing from its record-high levels in 2010, albeit less robustly” than previous estimates, the Energy Department said in its Short-Term Energy Outlook.

China and other emerging economies account for all the projected growth in oil consumption through 2012, the department said. As China’s industries and auto fleets expand, the country is burning more and more oil, with consumption in 2012 projected to jump 6 percent, to 10.6 million barrels a day.

“What is keeping crude oil and gasoline prices from falling next year… is growth in demand of the developing economies, particularly China,” said Tancred Lidderdale, senior economist with the Energy Information Administration, the statistical arm of the Washington, D.C.-based Energy Department.

Among the developed nations, “we actually expect consumption to be lower next year,” Lidderdale said in a Sept. 7 e-mail. “Of course, the economic outlook is a significant uncertainty.  It’s a good news-bad news combination. Prices could be lower than we forecast next year, if world economic growth is lower than we have assumed.”

With U.S. economic growth lagging, the Energy Department cut forecasts for oil and fuel prices in 2012. Still, even with cheaper domestically-priced oil, gasoline and diesel likely will remain near the high levels reached in 2011, partly because many U.S. refiners along the Gulf of Mexico and East Coast rely on more-expensive foreign crude.

West Texas Intermediate crude, the U.S. benchmark, is expected to average $94.50 a barrel in 2012, down 6.4 percent from $101 in the Energy Department’s August outlook. Crude is expected to average $94.40 this year, according to the September report, down from $95.71 in August.

Crude accounts for about 65 percent of the cost of producing gasoline, with the rest reflecting refining, distribution, marketing and taxes, according to the Energy Department.

Gasoline and diesel prices have eased in recent months after reaching three-year highs near or above $4 a gallon during the spring as conflict in Libya and other top oil producers led to supply disruptions. But fuel prices remain up from recent years, pinching consumers already struggling with high unemployment.

Expensive fuel is also squeezing livestock feeders and other agricultural producers, raising food transportation costs and contributing to accelerating inflation at the grocery store. Consumers will continue to face high fuel prices next year, according to the Energy Department.

Regular-grade gasoline is forecast to average of $3.54 a gallon next year, compared with $3.56 this year, the Energy Department said. On-highway diesel is expected to average $3.87 next year, compared with $3.85 this year. the projected gasoline and diesel averages for 2011 are up 27 percent and 29 percent, respectively, from 2010.

The Energy Department left the door open for more downward revisions to its oil and fuel price outlooks, noting prospects for U.S. and Europe economies to worsen and Libya’s potential to ramp up oil exports sooner than anticipated as fighting eases.

“Upside risks to the crude oil price outlook remain, particularly due to ongoing unrest in oil-producing regions and the possibility that non-OECD demand will be more resilient than expected,” the Energy Department said.

“Yet downside risks arguably predominate, as fears persist about the rate of global economic recovery, contagion effects of the debt crisis in the European Union, and other fiscal issues facing national and sub-national governments,” the department said.

U.S. oil consumption is expected to average 19.09 million barrels a day in 2012, up 0.4 percent from 2011.

In afternoon trading Sept. 7, crude futures for October delivery on the New York Mercantile Exchange traded around $89.28 a barrel. Oil futures are down from $91.38 at the end of last year and down from a peak of nearly $115 in early may.

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Does any body actually believe that the world will end in December 2012?

according to the mayans, their calendar ends on December 21, 2012 and the equator line is supposedly shifting or moving in which their will be no survivors…which means the end of the world

The Roman Gregorian era will be ending and the New Jerusalem era will be growing. think of the end as being the end of the Roman Gregorian calendar society and the birth of the New Jerusalem calendar society of united nations and global peace. Spring 2009 it is already happening.

Yes, there are people who believe it.
I don't understand *why,* but then I've never gone in for believing things without any evidence to back them up.

By the way, the Mayan calendar does *not* end in 2012. That's just the end of a particular cycle. Had the Mayans still been around, they would have just carved the next calendar on another stone circle, and started the next cycle. Kinda like when you throw out the 2008 calendar and replace it with a 2009 one…

Peace.

The Mayan calendar ends in 2012 just like our calendar ended in 2000. That is, it is a cyclic calender i.e. a century ends and another begins, similarly one of their cycles is ending and another is starting.

The rest of the claims are equally baseless.

The Mayan's predicted no such thing. Their calendar goes in cycles, and 2012 is just the end of one of the cycles.

Next time, read a website that isn't from geocities.

The Mayans did accurately predict eclipses, but I do not view the end of the world occuring my senior year. I thought that happened 9 years ago!

maybe the mayans didnt plan that far. maybe the spaniards came along and killed all of the mayans before the calendar could be completed.

"Does any body actually believe that the world will end in December 2012?"

Yes- they are called morons.

*Cheers*

Hollywood sure hopes enough people buy into it so that endless movies based on "the End Of the World" make money.

Appararently

;-)

No, it's not happening. This whole 2012 thing had it's spotlight and ended like 2 weeks ago. Find a new question to ask.

yeah only gullible idiots believe in that stuff

Not anyone with an ounce of intelligence

Yeah…the idiots.

It's early yet, but:

***DRINK!!!!***

Some people do, not me.

Yes…you should go into the bunker now…just to be safe.

No God alone knows the future, not man.

no—–don't buy into the Mayan propaganda——I won't be fooled by it–Mayans were most definitely not Christians—

The Democrats' world will end.

Does any body actually believe that the world will end in December 2012?

Link of the week

Posted by Culture Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Japanese Bug Fights is a site that pits horribly demonic monstrous creatures against each other in an all out battle: two beetles enter, one beetle leaves. Soliciting reactions around the office like “shocking!” “disgusting!” and “unbelievably fascinating and cool!”, the bracketed tournament to the death would probably cause more of an uproar with animal rights activists were the creatures involved not quite so revolting. our favorite fighter is the hornet. Place bets to really make this a fully demoralizing experience.

“Link of the Week” is a new Culture gimmick that gives students a chance to share their favorite viral shames and mass-distributed memes. Leave comments here to submit your own candidates. Remember: this is democracy in action!

Short URL: http://arbiteronline.com/?p=19886

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For those of you who are interested in Nostradamus prediction about Mabus?

what do you think of this?
http://www.barackobama.com/2007/05/22/ma…

and this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxfQD4If7…

Glad you nuts are on McCain's side. It only helps Obama.

Who even knows if that's the Mabus that he was referring to. People used to think Mabus was Saddam Hussein spelled backwards and hidden. It's a bunch of crap.

this shows how Nostradanus is always wrong. after the fact, they try and link quatrains to the latest event. in this case, Mabus is supposed to represent Saddam backwards. So I don't know how hannity gets in the picture, but Nostradamus and Hannity, try and make things fit. facts they don't care.

For those of you who are interested in Nostradamus prediction about Mabus?

Does anybody know when these episodes are coming backon?

Last Days on Earth
Decoding the past: Mayan Doomsday Prophecy
Decoding the past: Siberian Apocalypse
Decoding the past: Doomsday 2012: the End of Days
The Universe: the most dangerous Place in the Universe

Does anybody know when these episodes are coming backon?

Qatar bets on future as sports mecca

(Reuters) – Biking through the south of France one summer’s day a decade ago, Qatar’s Emir Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa al-Thani was stopped by a pack of cyclists from the Tour de France.

So impressed was he with the peloton racing past that he phoned famed Belgian cyclist Eddy Merckx and asked him to organize a similar bike race in the Gulf Arab state.

Thus began a 10-year love affair with sport which would eventually see the tiny country do what most thought impossible: win an audacious bid to host the 2022 soccer World Cup.

But Qatar’s bold ambition in the realm of sport does not end there. Buoyed by its successful World Cup bid, the country has begun to indulge a seemingly insatiable desire to host global sporting events.

Last month Qatar officially launched a bid to host the 2020 Olympics and Paralympics. it has submitted a bid for the 2017 World Athletic Championships, and has expressed interest in hosting the Grand D��part for the 2016 Tour de France.

This is all bolstered by Qatar’s sponsorship of a myriad of sports events and teams.

State-owned Qatar Airways was the official airline for this year’s Tour de France. a Qatari investment vehicle earlier this year bought a 70 percent stake in French soccer club Paris St Germain for an undisclosed amount.

Doha-based broadcaster Al Jazeera recently bought a share of the domestic television rights of French league games from 2012 to 2016. the network paid 90 million euros ($129 million) a year for rights to broadcast two live games a week and for other associated rights over four seasons between 2012 and 2016.

The timing couldn’t have been better.

“By giving Qataris — especially the youth — more access to sport and bringing the world’s best sporting stars to Qatar, Qatar’s elite are quite simply and understandably boosting their own popularity domestically,” said David Roberts, deputy director of the Royal United Services Institute based in Doha.

Unlike neighboring Gulf countries, Qatar has been notably free of the unrest that has swept the region in recent months. as the country with the world’s highest per capita income, estimated at $90,149, it can afford to spend lavishly on bids for sporting events.

Qatar is likely to spend an estimated $100 billion to host the 2022 tournament. it spent $2.8 billion on the Asian Games, which it hosted in 2006.

Qatar’s emir has closely associated himself with sport throughout his reign, promoting access to sporting facilities in the late 1980s and early 1990s and bringing the FIFA Youth (under 20) World Cup to the country after he came to power in 1995. it turned out to be a shrewd strategy.

“Qatar’s foray into sport and other youth-oriented initiatives has helped boost the government’s popularity and helped it connect with a new generation of Qataris,” said Shadi Hamid, director of research at the Brookings Doha Center.

“The World Cup bid, as well as the flurry of sporting, education, and cultural activities, have all shown the Qatari government to be both active and innovative, offering a sharp contrast to most other Arab regimes.”

As in neighboring countries, decision-making is dominated by the emir and a small group of family members, with cabinet and an unelected Shura Council advising, though there is one elected municipal council.

Summer temperatures can reach as high as 50 Celsius — although temperatures are much milder in winter — making it an unlikely cycling hub. but the emir’s daughter Sheikha Mayassa organised a women’s bike race in 2009. it is now an annual event.

“The ladies tour is a political statement from Sheikha Mayassa, to show that Qatar is an open, liberal country where women as well as men can play sports. it exists to show that there are no restrictions to sporting in Qatar,” said the race’s organizer Dirk DePauw.

“Qatar wants to be a country where sport is very important. They want to do it for the young people, and to help with obesity and the health problems,” said Belgian cyclist Eddy Merckx, who helped launch the race.

“The whole (royal) family loves cycling. He bikes, the whole family bikes. And he wants the people here to bike.”

Though its greatest success has undoubtedly been the 2022 World Cup coup, Qatar has seen some defeats along the way. a bid for the 2016 Summer Olympics, eventually won by Rio de Janeiro, floundered on its insistence on holding the Games in October. Qatar is now bidding for the 2020 Games and Olympic officials have allowed a shift in dates to avoid the extreme desert heat.

A close U.S. ally that hosts a large U.S. military base, Qatar is the world’s largest exporter of liquefied natural gas and gained global attention recently with high-profile purchases such as that of London department store Harrods.

Bolstering Qatar’s image as a modern sporting venue would help the country plan for a future without gas.

“Sports tourism is one of their primary focus areas in terms of overall diversification. It’s a clear strategic focus for them,” said Raghavan Seetharaman, chief executive officer of Doha Bank.

“The bigger picture is that they have to diversify, and the diversification has to come from multiple sources. Investments they’ve done via the sovereign fund. They’ve invested billions in sports facilities, and 2022 will create even more momentum. They can leverage it beyond 2022, if they can create the right traffic through sports tourism,” Seetharaman said.

“They (the royal family) are passionate about sports. That’s why they went after 2022. It’s something that no one in the region has ever done,” the Chairman of Qatar’s Tourism Authority Ahmed Abdullah Al-Nuaimi said in an interview with Reuters.

“And it’s not only for Doha, it’s for the whole region. People will see the Middle East in a different way, not just as a struggle, as a political problem, but as offering something else.”

(Edited by Sonya Hepinstall)

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Are we going to die in 2012 is it the end of the world?

No, but new beginning

highly unlikely, the human race has been predicting the end of the world for all of time, for example they thought the world would end in 2000, and I think we're all fine, recently, they said the world would end on a specific date, and it didn't happen, and there are a few funny true stories about that, and a long time ago they predicted the end of the world, and a bunch of priests or whatever dressed up in white and stood at the top of a hill and then nothing happened (it must have been very embarrassing,)

the point I'm trying to make is; it is unlikely that the world will end on a predicted date, and if it does, it's probably a coincidence.

As likely as justin bieber making good music………

its not over until the FAT lady sings… so if you hear some fat dude starting to warble, be AFRAID… be VERY afraid…

I'm not going to say yes and I'm not going to say no. no one knows when the world is going to end, not even Gods angels. Just like no one knows when they're going to die. if everyone knew their time to die they would walk the path of God and follow him. if we all knew when the end of time was there would be no evil in this wicked world, because everyone would behave themselves to make it to heaven. the only one who knows when the end of time is, is God himself.

I don't know man, but what amazes me is that this question has never been asked before!

Why don't you doomsayers go bother the Religious section?

See what the Bible says:

http://odemori.blogspot.com/2011/05/lord…

No, just the end of these 2012 questions and the start of the next round of end of the world frauds.

21 December 2012: the Boilerplate Answer

We hear each day "two oh one two"
The kids all ask if it is true.
"Nibiru, the planet we must fear,
Or planet X shall soon be here.
The Mayan count runs to an end.
I was told this by a friend.”

Nibiru the hoax world of Sitchin
Fit only for the garbage bin.
Devoid of fact, reason or wit,
Science laughs at all the talk of it.

Of planet “X” Nan Lieder cries,
And yet she won’t look at the skies,
To come in twenty months it’s true,
The damn thing must be now in view!

"Where is it?" Science asks with glee,
"You said, ‘Beware two thousand three!’
With Earth it didn’t make a tryst,
We’re very sure it don’t exist!"

Galactic lines are the next fright,
And yet the angles are not right.
“Six degrees off!” the scientists say,
“It happens near each solstice day.”
But it would no difference make,
You can be sure the thing’s a fake.

"Planets align!" or so some say
"it will be on that very day."
Yet naught of fact now can they quote,
I’d like to take them by the throat
And try to squeeze some truth right in,
But murder now they say’s a sin.

Failed prophets, fools, those full of fraud,
Are people with whom we all are bored.

Copyright (2008) to me and subject to revision.

See www.2012hoax.org

Are we going to die in 2012 is it the end of the world?

Will the world end in 2012 or are we just being silly listening to what we hear?

If i tell you the truth you won't believe me anyway but i'll give it a go. Once every 24 thousand years this happens and we know its happen at least five times before that's about as far back as we can check with core sample from Antartica. what will happen is the planets will aline that's the moon sun mars and a few other planets. when this happens the gravitational pull on the earth will change (think really high tides). It will also change the magnetic poles this will effect electronics in a really big way. It also happens to match up with solar flares from the sun really big solar flares. these solar flares happen about ever 150 years or there about this will be at its high point in march next year. ok to get to the question are we all going to die well no not everyone but there will be some really bad times are coming so hang on. the exact date is the 21 of december 2012.

I would just like to add everything i'm saying is biased on available facts we just don't know to what effect this will have on the earth put it did destroy most life on earth the last four times it happened.

And i don't need a website full of rubbish to tell me how to think i get "REAL FACTS"

No it will not end in 2012

no, however i hope it ends, so people like you wont ask questions this ridiculous

Being silly. next question.

It's all BS, the world isn't going to end.

No-one knows the day or the hour except God when the world will end

Its said that there will be a huge destruction.. but wheres the proof

There is no scientific evidence that the world will end in 2012 so we cannot prove that it will. the only reason people are saying that the world will end is the roman calender only showed the years up 2012. you must take into consideration that the world was supposed to end in 2000 but it's here now and also in 1989 and again we are still living on the earth that extremist said would blow up.
Hope this helped :)

Remind us again who made this prediction, and how I would go about having a discussion with him.

Sure, why not! Been nice knowing y'all.

A lot of people are just being silly, dangerously silly.

• 2012 •

One of several Mayan calendars is the Long Count calendar, which is reset to day 0 every 1,872,000 days or about 5125 years. the next reset date, by some calculations, is December 21, 2012. This is not a prediction of the end of the world. here is what a Mayan elder says on the subject: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopi…

These predictions are scare tactics, conspiracy theories, and chances to make money from books and movies.

Ever since the Y2K and 6/6/6 (June 6, 2006) end of the World scenarios did not pan out, the scare mongers, conspiracy theorists, book sellers, and television executives have been touting the 2012 end of the World scenario. when 2012 does not happen either, I am sure they will think of something else.

Here is also what NASA thinks about the 2012 end of the World scenario: http://pwg.gsfc.nasa.gov/stargaze/StarFA…

If you want a bit more information on the 2012 hoax, try: http://www.2012hoax.org

• the end of the World •

"but of that day or hour, no one knows, neither the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be watchful! Be alert! You do not know when the time will come." (Mark 13:32-33)

Jesus told us in no uncertain terms that we were not to know when the end of the world would come but that we were always to be ready.

The early Christian Church thought that Jesus was going to return at any moment. only after a couple of centuries did the Church realize that it may be 2,000 or 4,000 or 8,000 years before Jesus returns.

The Catholic Church wisely follows Jesus' advice and teaches that each of us should live as if we will meet our maker in the next ten minutes and that we need to work to make the world a better place for our 100 X great-grandchildren.

Do not worry about the end of the world. Trust God to make sure everything happens to plan. Just be ready to meet God at any time.

For more information, about what Catholics believe about the end of the world, see: http://www.americancatholic.org/Newslett…

With love in Christ.

mayan long count calendar is satanic so instead of believing it have strong faith on God and take Jesus as your savior so you will be save :)

In a galaxy far, far away the inhabitants live virtually forever and have perfect memories.

Amazingly, this has its disadvantages. everyone knows every joke that has ever been invented in that galaxy, and since the civilisation is very old, new jokes are now very scarce. so these poor aliens have been short of a laugh for centuries.

Since well before the incident at Roswell, New Mexico, the inhabitants of this galaxy have been scouting this planet. After decades of investigations, which of course are nothing to them, they made a decision and began to implant selected people about 20 years ago.

Beginning on the International Date Line at midnight on 20 December 2012, a specially tuned matter transference beam will begin to pick up implanted humans for instantaneous translation to the far galaxy. they will not feel a thing. Among those selected are fundamentalist Christians and Muslims, believers in the Bermuda triangle, Neo-Nazis, soccer fans, those who hold that the Moon landings were a hoax, Scientologists, 9/11 truthers, management consultants, astrologers, skinheads, Wiccans, heavy metal freaks and sundry other cultists. This of course is the prophesied "Rapture".

The destination will be a rather comfortable human-compatible planet in an isolated part of the far galaxy. every room and street, field and forest of this planet is fitted up with holographic cameras and ultra fidelity microphones.

The lives of these humans will be transmitted instantaneously around this galaxy far, far away and the poor old aliens will finally have something to laugh at.

www.2012hoax.org

Will the world end in 2012 or are we just being silly listening to what we hear?

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